Here is a detailed illustration of creation drawn by a kindergardener http://scienceblogs.com/sunclipse/my-first-lightcone.jpg
On the first day God made light and he made sure that it was good, on the second day he divided the land from the sea so that no one would have to endure the horrors Kevin Reynolds' "Waterworld." On the eighth day God made potato salad, and he also declared it to be good because more descriptive adjectives were not invented yet. On the trillion and somethingth day this blog was created. So far I haven't been offered any ominous looking fruits, which is too bad because I'm feeling a bit hungry for something "Forbidden Knowledge" flavored. I will also accept cantaloupe if Forbidden Fruits are out of season this time of year.
I hope you will find my blog, much like the other products of creation, to be "good."
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